Exaggeration is truth that has lost its temper.

I don't trust the Bee Gee's because there's no way they could always be happy.

Jon Crosby

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.

Matt Groening

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

Dorothy Parker

Stronger than an army is a quotation whose time has come.

W. I. E. Gates

Lenience will operate with greater force, in some instances than rigor. It is therefore my first wish to have all of my conduct distinguished by it.

George Washington

Nothing overdone, nothing racy, which made her all the more alluring.

Keith Ablow

I think that giving mindless praise is ridiculous. But I understand why parents do it. They want their kids to feel good about themselves. But parents are never going to teach their children true, positive self esteem by praising everything they do.

Rosalind Wiseman

We hate those who will not take our advice, and despise them who do.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all.

Ronald Reagan

The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers.

Larry Flynt

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out...

Robert Collier

You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of your grandfathers. So that they will respect the land, tell your children that the earth is rich with the lives of our kin. Teach your children what we have taught our children, that the earth is our mother. Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of the earth. If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves.

Chief Seattle