I have eyes like those of a dead pig.

I don't know if there is a gene for comedy, but my dad was a very funny man. He just didn't know it. He was a naturally funny character, and when my brother and I would laugh at things he said and did, he would say, 'What do you think is so funny?'

James Belushi

A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money.

Source Unknown

No Pleasure ,No Pain, No Happiness , Nothing At All , Just Quiet .

Brenda Euceda

Fine art is knowledge made visible.

Gustave Courbet

Successful people recognize crisis as a time for change - from lesser to greater, smaller to bigger.

Edwin Louis Cole

I wish I could remember where I put things. I spend half my life looking for my keys. With the other half I look for my glasses.

Sara Paretsky

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went Aaaaahhhh...

Steven Wright

Running into debt isn't so bad. It's running into creditors that hurts.

Source Unknown

It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time.

Jeff Bridges

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

Steven Wright

Everything intercepts us from ourselves.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do you know how there are moments when the world moves so slowly you can feel your bones shifting, your mind tumbling? When you think that no matter what happens to you for the rest of your life, you will remember every last detail of that one minute forever?

Jodi Picoult