The Family of Fools is ancient

Advertising is legalized lying.

H. G. [Herbert George] Wells

No greater nor more affectionate honor can be conferred on an American than to have a public school named after him.

Herbert Hoover

Coming together is a beginning keeping together is progress working together is success.

Henry Ford

That writer does the most who gives his reader the most knowledge and takes from him the least time.

Charles Caleb Colton

But the mother's yearning, that completest type of the life in another life which is the essence of real human love, feels the presence of the cherished child even in the debased, degraded man.

George Eliot

My dentist found a new way to cover up his bad breath...he holds up his arms

Rodney Dangerfield

It must be borne in mind that the tragedy of life doesn

Benjamin Mays

There's only one proper way for a professional soldier to die. That's from the last bullet, of the last battle, of the last war.

General George Patton

Learning isn't a means to an end; it is an end in itself.

Robert A. Heinlein

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you?

Erma Bombeck

Wherever there is degeneration and apathy, there also is sexual perversion, cold depravity, miscarriage, premature old age, grumbling youth, there is a decline in the arts, indifference to science, and injustice in all its forms.

Anton Chekhov, Letter, to his ed

Youthfulness is connected to the ability to see things new for the first time. So if your eyes still look at life with wonder, then you will seem young, even though you may not be chronologically young.

Goldie Hawn