Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

Summary

This quote humorously describes someone's extreme weight by likening their body to a bathtub that is visibly affected by their size. It suggests that the person's weight gain has caused the bathtub to have visible stretch marks, typically associated with rapid expansion. The quote utilizes exaggeration to emphasize the person's excessive weight, invoking a visual image to emphasize their size.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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