She was so fat that she has a dress with a sign on the back that says caution wide load

You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.

Solomon Schechter

I used to trouble about what life was for -- now being alive seems sufficient reason.

Joanna Field

The lips on my upper right bicep are my girlfriend's lips. She has the most amazing lips, and I wanted to carry them around with me everywhere I go, considering I can't carry her lips physically with me. So I decided to place them in a discreet location, such as the inside part of my bicep.

Jake Owen

I need new prayers, the old ones don't work anymore.

Ruchir Joshi

My dad works in child protection and he's spent many, many years in that line of work.

Chris Hemsworth

If you sit down at set of sun And count the acts that you have done, And counting find One self-denying deed, one word That eased the heart of him who heard One glance most kind That fell like sunshine where it went- Then you may count that day well spent.

George Eliot

When you do one movie at a time, if one goes crazy and becomes successful, your life changes. But you can step back and catch your breath.

Chris Evans

Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors.

Ludwig van Beethoven

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.

Anne Frank

People are much too solemn about things - I'm all for sticking pins into Episcopal behinds

Aldous Huxley

Nothing is so exhausting as indecision, and nothing is so futile.

Bertrand Russell

To recognize an opportunity and use it is the difference between success and failure.

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