My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

He who would do great things should not attempt them all alone.

American Indian Proverb, Southwe

Beauty is not just physical.

Halle Berry

It is in the interests of our society to promote those things that take the edge off, keep us busy with our fixes, and keep us slightly numbed out and zombie like. In this way our modern consumer society itself functions as an addict.

Anne W. Schaef

By the time she had interpreted Harry's dreams at the top of her voice (all of which, even the ones that involved eating porridge, apparently foretold a gruesome and early death), he was feeling much less sympathetic toward her.

J.K. Rowling

Life is like wine, the longer you take to enjoy it the more chance you've got of tasting vinegar.

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The security and the future of Jordan is hand-in-hand with the future of the Palestinians and the Israelis.

King Abdullah II

The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest.

Robert Benchley

Religion is not only a part of education, an element of humanity, but the center of everything else, always the first and the ultimate, the absolutely original.

Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

Ted Nugent

A special kind of beauty exists which is born in language, of language, and for language.

Gaston Bachelard

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

An executive is someone who talks with visitors so the other employees can get their work done.

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