The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

Every company has two organizational structures: The formal one is written on the charts the other is the everyday relationship of the men and women in the organization.

Harold S. Geneen

The affairs of the world are no more than so much trickery, and a man who toils for money or honour or whatever else in deference to the wishes of others, rather than because his own desire or needs lead him to do so, will always be a fool.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You know it is not my interest to pay the principal, or my principal to pay the interest.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and realize the heights to which he has climbed.

P. G. Wodehouse

I have great hope that some patriotic spirit will, at a favorable moment, call (up the law for religious freedom) and make it the keystone of the arch of our government

Thomas Jefferson

Perhaps in nearly every joy, as certainly in every pleasure, cruelty has its place.

Oscar Wilde

You know, a football coach is nothing more than a teacher. You teach them the same subject, and you have a group of new guys every year.

Darrell Royal

I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.

Sammy Davis, Jr.

My wife's got a face like a saint a Saint Bernard.

Rodney Dangerfield

Only when I fall do I get up again.

Vincent Van Gogh

When poverty comes in the door love flies out the window.

Proverb

Music is what our feelings sound like.

Vera Farmiga