Quote by Ambrose Bierce

FINANCE, n. The art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager. The pronunciation of this word with the i long and the accent on the first syllable is one of America's most precious discoveries and possessions.

FINANCE, n. The art or science of managing revenues and reso

Summary

This quote humorously acknowledges the self-interest that often drives financial management. It suggests that finance is the art or science of skillfully managing revenues and resources primarily for the benefit of the person in charge. The author, while satirical, also emphasizes the value Americans place on their unique pronunciation of the word "finance," highlighting it as one of their prized cultural elements. In essence, this quote pokes fun at the inherently self-serving nature of finance while subtly indicating American pride.

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By Ambrose Bierce

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