Quote by John Cleese

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland,

Summary

This quote sarcastically suggests that the speaker possesses the ability to effortlessly display the characteristics often associated with businessmen. They describe themselves as dull, unkind, and lacking in skills. It highlights a negative perception of businesspeople, potentially implying that these traits are commonly observed within the business world.

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Business

By John Cleese

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