Quote by Dark Jar Tin Zoo

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.?

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie

Summary

This humorous quote highlights the absurdity of trying to measure love using a lie detector. The speaker, driven by suspicion, resorts to using a faulty machine to test the genuineness of their partner's feelings. Aside from creating a comical situation, the quote suggests that measuring love through external means is futile, as true love cannot be quantified or assessed using technology. It serves as a reminder that trust and open communication are essential in relationships, rather than relying on unreliable tools or devices.

Topics

Humor Honesty Relationships Illusion Lie Lies Broken Denial Honest Deceit Deception Deny Illogical Lie Detector Machine

By Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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