To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.?

I know that from the days of Watergate... the notion of two sources on a story has become the popular dogma about how you confirm something. And there is a lot of truth to that, but there are all kinds of ways to check to the extent that you can, a story that you get.

Howard Fineman

I cannot tell what the dickens his name is

William Shakespeare

I enjoy being happy every day, and hopefully you can hear my happiness in my music. Life is beautiful.

Christina Milian

You may exist inthis world--but I exist tooand I will not yield

Matthew Quick

Lord, what fools these mortals be

William Shakespeare

I prefer you to make mistakes in kindness than work miracles in unkindness.

Mother Teresa

A lot of women say they love being pregnant, but I wasn't such a big fan.

Marion Jones

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

Jeff Kinney

As to the 'Left' I'll say briefly why this was the finish for me. Here is American society, attacked under open skies in broad daylight by the most reactionary and vicious force in the contemporary world, a force which treats Afghans and Algerians and Egyptians far worse than it has yet been able to treat us. The vaunted CIA and FBI are asleep, at best. The working-class heroes move, without orders and at risk to their lives, to fill the moral and political vacuum. The moral idiots, meanwhile, like Falwell and Robertson and Rabbi Lapin, announce that this clerical aggression is a punishment for our secularism. And the governments of Pakistan and Saudi Arabia, hitherto considered allies on our 'national security' calculus, prove to be the most friendly to the Taliban and Al Qaeda.Here was a time for the Left to demand a top-to-bottom house-cleaning of the state and of our covert alliances, a full inquiry into the origins of the defeat, and a resolute declaration in favor of a fight to the end for secular and humanist values: a fight which would make friends of the democratic and secular forces in the Muslim world. And instead, the near-majority of 'Left' intellectuals started sounding like Falwell, and bleating that the main problem was Bush's legitimacy. So I don't even muster a hollow laugh when this pathetic faction says that I, and not they, are in bed with the forces of reaction.

Christopher Hitchens

Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell.

Emily Dickinson

If you look like your passport picture you're too ill to travel.

Will Kommen

The whole life of an American is passed like a game of chance, a revolutionary crisis, or a battle.

Alexis de Tocqueville