If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

See, at a certain point it becomes cool to be boy crazy. That happens in sixth grade, and it gives you so much social status, particularly in an all-girls school, if you can go up and talk to boys.

Rosalind Wiseman

Englishmen are babes in philosophy and so prefer faction-fighting to the labor of its unfamiliar thought.

William Butler Yeats

The sprint is like life ... blink and you miss it.

Steve Backley

Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.

Mike Singletary

Politics makes strange bed-fellows.

Charles Dudley Warner

'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'

Lewis Carroll

In a time of tight budgets, difficult choices have to be made. We must make sure our very limited resources are spent on priorities. I believe we should have no higher priority than investing in our children's classrooms and in their future.

Bob Riley

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good.

Soren Kierkegaard

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?

Steve Jobs

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.

Steven Wright

The virtue of dress rehearsals is that they are a free show for a select group of artists and friends of the author, and where for one unique evening the audience is almost expurgated of idiots.

Alfred Jarry

Every man is a creative cause of what happens, a primum mobile with an original movement.

Friedrich Nietzsche