Quote by Henny Youngman

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that if someone fails at skydiving, they should probably give up and not attempt it again. It implies that skydiving is a high-risk activity and failing at it for the first time is discouraging enough to not want to try again. The quote highlights the idea of accepting one's limitations and finding alternative pursuits instead of persisting in something that may not be suited for them.

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By Henny Youngman

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