The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.

We found nothing grand in the history of the Jews nor in the morals inculcated in the Pentateuch. I know of no other books that so fully teach the subjection and degradation of woman.

Elizabeth Cady Stanton

To live is to change, and to be perfect is to have changed often.

John Henry Newman

There's no religion but sex and music.

Sting

It is easier to guard a sack full of fleas than a girl in love.

Yiddish Proverb

If the United States of America or Britain is having elections, they don't ask for observers from Africa or from Asia. But when we have elections, they want observers.

Nelson Mandela

Reason lies between the bridle and the spur.

Italian Proverb

Life is like a grindstone -- whether it wears you down or polishes you up depends on what you are made of.

Source Unknown

In the common world of fact the wicked were not punished, nor the good rewarded. Success was given to the strong, failure thrust upon the weak. That was all.

Oscar Wilde

I accept reality and dare not question it.

Walt Whitman

Genius without religion is only a lamp on the outer gate of a palace it may serve to cast a gleam of light on those that are without, while the inhabitant sits in darkness.

Hannah More

You don't walk away if you love someone. You help the person.

Hillary Clinton

My mom put me in a Pampers commercial on TV.

Christian Slater