The first time I jumped from a plane, I screamed like a woman. I was two miles up and you could hear me clear as day. Now I love it.

The only way to treat the common cold is with contempt.

William Osler

I hope I've lived a life of science whose style will encourage younger people.

Joshua Lederberg

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.

Garth Brooks

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace'Just break the door down, will you?'-Clary

Cassandra Clare

I had a big event in my personal life. Then I reevaluated and started going to theology class, and then I found my husband.

Ali Landry

Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody.

Benjamin Franklin

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

Austin O'Malley

If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, cause there's a million ways to be, you know that there are...

Cat Stevens

You expect far too much of a first sentence. Think of it as analogous to a good country breakfast: what we want is something simple, but nourishing to the imagination. Hold the philosophy, hold the adjectives, just give us a plain subject and verb and perhaps a wholesome, nonfattening adverb or two.

Larry McMurtry

If you want to be an entrepreneur, it's not a job, it's a lifestyle. It defines you. Forget about vacations, about going home at 6 pm - last thing at night you'll send emails, first thing in the morning you'll read emails, and you'll wake up in the middle of the night. But it's hugely rewarding as you're fulfilling something for yourself.

Niklas Zennstrom

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.

Woody Allen

My own dreams fortunately came true in this great state. I became Mr. Universe I became a successful businessman. And even though some people say I still speak with a slight accent, I have reached the top of the acting profession.

Arnold Schwarzenegger