The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Fred Astaire

The worst thing about talk ... is that there's no way to lay it to rest. Every fresh breeze brings a new speculation.

Susan Wittig Albert

Life is an adventure, it's not a package tour.

Eckhart Tolle

Stop allowing your day-to-day life to be clouded by busy nothingness.

Steve Maraboli

The one thing I learned the most about acting is it takes a tremendous amount of courage to go there and stand still. It takes courage and guts to step out of your mind frame and depict something.

Carson Daly

Behold the child, by Nature's kindly law pleased with a rattle, tickled with a straw.

Alexander Pope

He who puts up with insult invites injury.

Yiddish Proverb

Decide promptly, but never give any reasons. Your decisions may be right, but your reasons are sure to be wrong.

Lord Mansfield

I went down to the store and bought some blank cassette tapes.When I got home I put one in my cassette deck and turned it upfull blast. I was walking around my house when I heard a knockon my door. It was my neighbor complaining about thenoise... He's a mime.

Steven Wright

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.

Colin Quinn

King consciously steered away from legal claims and instead relied on civil disobedience.

Constance Baker Motley

The appropriation of public money always is perfectly lovely until some one is asked to pay the bill. If we are to have a billion dollars of navy, half a billion of farm relief, etc. the people will have to furnish more revenue by paying more taxes. It is for them, through their Congress, to decide how far they wish to go.

Calvin Coolidge