Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

France has sincerely wished peace, and their seducers have wished war, as well for the loaves and fishes which arise out of war expenses, as for the chance of changing the Constitution

Thomas Jefferson

Language is fossil poetry

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.

George W. Crane

Mother's love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved.

Erich Fromm

Men are often biased in their judgment on account of their sympathy and their interests.

George William Norris

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Jerry Seinfeld

What we need is a generation of peace.

Jawaharlal Nehru

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy. I told him I want a second opinion. He said okay you're ugly too.

Rodney Dangerfield

Never let a day pass that you will have cause to say, I will do better tomorrow.

Brigham Young

To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish.

Benjamin Franklin

Nothing succeeds, they say, like success. And certainly nothing fails like failure.

Margaret Drabble

The years seem to rush by now, and I think of death as a fast approaching end of a journey - double and treble the reason for loving as well as working while it is day

George Eliot