Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better.

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.

Katharine Hepburn

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.

Oscar Wilde

It didn't matter how big our house was; it mattered that there was love in it.

Peter Buffett

Anyone who teaches knows that you don't really experience a text until you've taught it, in loving detail, with an intelligent and responsive class.

Joyce Carol Oates

The poetic notion of infinity is far greater than that which is sponsored by any creed.

Joseph Brodsky

When written in Chinese, the word crisis is composed of two characters -- one represents danger, and the other represents opportunity.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

See things as you would have them be instead of as they are.

Robert Collier

Greater than the tread of mighty armies is an idea whose time has come.

Victor Hugo

Law without education is a dead letter. With education the needed law follows without effort and, of course, with power to execute itself indeed, it seems to execute itself.

Rutherford B. Hayes

Considered now as a possession, one may define culture as the residuum of a large body of useless knowledge that has been well and truly forgotten.

Albert J. Nock

They say a lot of women would like to see me naked, but there's not a lens long enough for that.

Andy Garcia

I have a very bad relationship with mice.

Casey Affleck