Quote by Stephen Leacock

If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books.

If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking

Summary

This quote satirically conveys the notion that the priorities of universities are often misplaced. Instead of emphasizing the core elements of education, such as learning spaces and resources, it suggests that frivolous amenities like a smoking room and dormitory are given precedence. The quote highlights the need for universities to refocus on essential aspects, like a reading room and library, before even considering extravagant investments or hiring professors. Ultimately, it criticizes the mismanagement of funds and underlines the importance of prioritizing fundamental educational needs.

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By Stephen Leacock

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