That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from .

After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two bathrooms.. both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.

Dennis Miller

If you see ninety-nine people running one way and three going the opposite, don't be too quick to join the majority.

Source Unknown

I want to read, write, and nothing else. I do not want to get married, I do not want to go to church, I do not want to file taxes; I do not want to eat. But Grandma disagrees, and Grandma always wins.

Coco J. Ginger

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.

Mark Twain

Through all God's works there runs a beautiful harmony. The remotest truth in His universe is linked to that which lies nearest the throne.

Edwin Hubbell Chapin

Learning isn't a means to an end; it is an end in itself.

Robert A. Heinlein

Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.

Carl Jung

...because I went to London on my own, and because I went to solved the mystery of Who Killed Wellington? and I found my mother and I was brave and I wrote a book and that means I can do anything.

Mark Haddon

These be three silent things: The Falling snow... the hour before the dawn... the mouth of one just dead.

Adelaide Crapsey

Nothing gives me as much pleasure as travelling. I love getting on trains and boats and planes.

Alan Rickman

When you cease to strive to understand, then you will know without understanding.

Chinese Proverb

Harvard Medical School, the University of South Florida and the American Psychiatric Association have all conducted studies showing that the earlier one begins gambling, the more likely it is he or she will become an addicted, problem gambler.

Spencer Bachus