Quote by Mitch Hedberg

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No,

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In this quote, the speaker recounts a conversation with a friend offering a frozen banana. The response of the speaker humorously suggests that while they decline the frozen banana at that moment, their desire for a regular banana later indicates their inclination towards having a banana in general. The quote plays on the contrast between the immediate preference for a non-frozen banana over a frozen one, showcasing the speaker's preferences and sense of humor.

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Want Frozen Banana

By Mitch Hedberg

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