A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still

Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.

Aziz Ansari

If there is anybody in this land who thoroughly believes that the meek shall inherit the earth they have not often let their presence be known.

William E. B. Du Bois

An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.

Albert Camus

Women can't do everything at the same time, we need to understand milestones in our lives comes in segments.

Madeleine Albright

Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

Anon.

Women with money and women in power are two uncomfortable ideas in our society.

Candace Bushnell

He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

Source Unknown

The frontiers are not east or west, north or south, but wherever a man fronts a fact, though that fact be his neighbor, there is an unsettled wilderness between him and Canada, between him and the setting sun, or, farther still, between him and it.

Henry David Thoreau

When one has not had a good father, one must create one.

Friedrich Nietzsche

My ability to concentrate and work toward that goal has been my greatest asset.

Jack Nicklaus

Just as man can't exist without his body, so no rights can exist without the right to translate one's rights into reality, to think, to work and keep the results, which means: the right of property.

Ayn Rand

I have always thought of sophistication as rather a feeble substitute for decadence.

Christopher Hampton