The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.

I thought: We are not close enough. I thought: He will not hear it. I thought: He will hear it and be out so fast that we will have no chance. I thought: Twenty seconds. I was breathing hard ans fast.

John Green

We don't make mistakes, we only have happy accidents.

Source Unknown

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.

Knute Rockne

The good and the wise lead quiet lives.

Euripides

Life has two choices: create or destruct. These choices are the backbone for all, within oneself and outside oneself. Too many ways of thinking are described by too many people that have no idea. If you're attached to your ways then detach, so you can change. Use this detachment in your writing, relationships, and understanding of life. Our future as individuals, as nations, and as mankind can only go one way. It's our choice whether we want the painful path or the peaceful path.

Mark O'Brien

Get excited and enthusiastic about you own dream. This excitement is like a forest fire -- you can smell it, taste it, and see it from a mile away.

Denis Waitley

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

Lee Trevino

Everyone has their own insecurities, regardless of how you look or how people perceive you, but sometimes people give their insecurities too much power. Defining beauty is simply a matter of opinion. For me, real beauty has very little to do with the structure of someone's face or body.

Devon Aoki

Instead of a man of peace and love, I have become a man of violence and revenge.

Hiawatha

If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Angela Carter

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Will Rogers

Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver 5 minutes longer.

Ronald Reagan