Quote by Garrison Keillor

The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.

The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, e

Summary

This quote suggests that the phrase "Get it?" is one of the funniest lines in the English language. When this remark is uttered, it is claimed to evoke laughter from the audience. It implies that the simplicity and directness of the question, along with the expectation of comprehension, can create a humorous reaction in social interactions.

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By Garrison Keillor

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