Funny is funny is funny.

The way to rock oneself back into writing is this. First gentle exercise in the air. Second the reading of good literature. It is a mistake to think that literature can be produced from the raw. One must get out of life...one must become externalised; very, very concentrated, all at one point, not having to draw upon the scattered parts of one's character, living in the brain.

Virginia Woolf

If I have any justification for having lived it's simply, I'm nothing but faults, failures and so on, but I have tried to make a good pair of shoes. There's some value in that.

Arthur Miller

Those comfortably padded lunatic asylums which are known, euphemistically, as the stately homes of England.

Virginia Woolf

One way to define wisdom is the ability to see, into the future, the consequences of your choices in the present. That ability can give you a completely different perspective on what the future might look like.

Andy Andrews

My mother never put an emphasis on looks. She let us grow up on our own time line. She never forced any beauty regimen into my world.

Rachel McAdams

I don't write poetry and then strum some chords and then fit the words on top of the chords.

Andrew Bird

I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world.

Mindy Kaling

My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers, Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldn't put together, and eventually eating charred sausages, feeling brilliant.

Jamie Oliver

We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to impress people who do not care.

Will Smith

The man who goes alone can start today but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

Henry David Thoreau

Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, maybe you should ask my new albino secretary. ?

Jarod Kintz

God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers

Yiddish Proverb