Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company.

I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in the library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

Rodney Dangerfield

Don't look for society to give you permission to be yourself.

Steve Maraboli

The only way there could be war is if they start it; we're not going to start a war.

Ronald Reagan

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

George Ade

Nobody makes movies bad on purpose.

Roland Emmerich

Waterworld was the best time of my life. It was physically demanding, but it was fun. I mean, you're in Hawaii for nine months shooting on the water every day.

David R. Ellis

The young leading the young, is like the blind leading the blind; they will both fall into the ditch.

Philip Dormer Stanhope

A collections of anecdotes and maxims is the greatest of treasures for the man of the world, for he knows how to intersperse conversation with the former in fit places, and to recollect the latter on proper occasions.

Johann von Goethe

My dad always taught me to never be satisfied, to want more and know that what is done is done.

Thierry Henry

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality.

Plutarch

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.

Stephen Leacock

One shouldn't talk of halters in the hanged man's house.

Miguel de Cervantes