All German women are beautiful.

The death penalty is being applied in the United States as a fatal lottery.

Bianca Jagger

The Diet Mentality has come about because there is agreement in our society that the only way to lose weight is by dieting. But dieting produces absolutely no permanent, positive results. In fact, it makes you feel worse about yourself and probably does more damage than good to your health.

Robert L. Schwartz

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.

Ronald Reagan

I'm convinced I got signed because of who I am. And it makes me sad.

Jeff Buckley

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Groucho Marx

I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.

Unknown

The best way to inspire people to superior performance is to convince them by everything you do and by your everyday attitude that you are wholeheartedly supporting them.

Harold S. Geneen

Patience and hope are indispensable for the success of any idea or plan.

on behalf of Shoghi Effendi

Courage brother, do not stumble,

Norman Macleod

In Afghanistan, there is a plan to build democracy hundreds of thousands of troops are protecting it. There is a plan to rebuild and reconstruct there. But many thousands of Americans die from violence and poverty every year and we don't have a plan for reconstruction at home.

Jesse Jackson

Let us change our traditional attitude to the construction of programs. Instead of imagining that our main task is to instruct a computer what to do, let us concentrate rather on explaining to human beings what we want a computer to do.

Donald Knuth

When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

Al Yankovic