Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I get up and a button falls off, I pick up my briefcase and the handle falls off I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

I get up and a button falls off, I pick up my briefcase and

Summary

This quote humorously expresses a string of unfortunate events that seem to occur continuously to the speaker. Even the simplest tasks, like picking up a briefcase or going to the bathroom, become sources of anxiety due to the recurring incidents of objects breaking or falling apart around them. It highlights the frustration and absurdity of a situation where even the most mundane activities become uncertain and unpredictable.

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