I get cold - really cold - when I travel.

My mother is a beauty.

Mary-Louise Parker

Los humanos podemos resultar difíciles cuando sufrimos por un ser querido

Cassandra Clare

I believe that if we really want human brotherhood to spread and increase until it makes life safe and sane, we must also be certain that there is no one true faith or path by which it may spread.

Adlai E. Stevenson

The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash.

Sir Winston Churchill

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.

Jack Dee

Tact is knowing how far to go too far.

Jean Cocteau

By nature man hates change; seldom will he quit his old home till it has actually fallen around his ears.

Thomas Carlyle

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

Steven Wright

Scandal is merely the compassionate allowance which the gay make to the humdrum. Think how many blameless lives are brightened by the blazing indiscretions of other people.

Hector Hugh Munro

It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.

Benjamin Franklin

In plain truth, lying is an accursed vice. We are not men, nor have any other tie upon another, but by our word.

Michel de Montaigne

The Psalmist believed in a personal God, and knew nothing of that modern pantheism which is nothing more than atheism wearing a fig leaf.

Charles H. Spurgeon