Any girl that's got a 00,000 table and shoes, I'm in love with.

The only rich person is a person who is rich in spirit. I have no money deposit. I have only beauty deposit.

Imelda Marcos

You ought certainly to forgive them as a Christian, but never to admit them in your sight, or allow their names to be mentioned in your hearing

Jane Austen

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

Ogden Nash

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines

Benjamin Franklin

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.

Milan Kundera

I know that. I'm having a ball. I'm not slap happy. I'm just filled up with joy and with peace and with all kinds of things that have eluded me for quite a few years. And they're back and they're thriving.

Liza Minnelli

No one is ever going to give you something that they're too afraid to even claim for themselves. People don't know themselves, so they don't like to see other people figure it out and live their lives in ways that they themselves cannot. So they try to box you in, and limit you, so they don't feel inadequate. But you don't need their approval- the only person who ever, ever limits you is yourself.

Danielle Jordan

Excess of strength alone is proof of strength

Friedrich Nietzsche

I would rather be attacked than unnoticed. For the worst thing you can do to an author is to be silent as to his works. An assault upon a town is a bad thing; but starving it is still worse.

Samuel Johnson

I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.

H. L. Mencken

I don't just try to be funny.

Bil Keane

I look back to a happy childhood.

Catherine Helen Spence