I had a girlfriend that was so fat her bikini was made out of two bed sheets.

Trees, how many of 'em do we need to look at?

Ronald Reagan

What I focus on in life is what I get. And if I concentrate on how bad I am or how wrong I am or how inadequate I am, if I concentrate on what I can't do and how there's not enough time in which to do it, isn't that what I get every time? And when I think about how powerful I am, and when I think about what I have left to contribute, and when I think about the difference I can make on this planet, then that's what I get. You see, I recognize that it's not what happens to you; it's what you do about it.

W. Mitchell

Poetry is indispensable - if I only knew what for.

Jean Cocteau

If we examine our thoughts, we shall find them always occupied with the past and the future.

Blaise Pascal

The far right seeks to retain the material progress of American capitalism while removing some of its crucial causes and consequences -- as though a bridge could be made to change part of its function by blowing up part of its supports and part of its exit.

Ronald Segal

These repetitive words and phrases are merely methods of convincing the subconscious mind.

Claude M. Bristol

Only a life built into God's place can succeed. Half of our discouragements are due to the fact that we are not in tune with the infinite harmony of the Great Power, We should be helpers in building the city of God. A city that will endure when all earthly

Bishop Herbert E. Welch

Our duty is to believe that for which we have sufficient evidence, and to suspend our judgment when we have not.

Sir John Lubbock

Less is more.

Robert Browning

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.

Will Rogers

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson

If we cannot do what we will, we must will what we can.

Yiddish Proverb