Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My girlfriend was so fat her clothes were made by Omar the tent maker.

My girlfriend was so fat her clothes were made by Omar the t

Summary

This quote appears to be a derogatory statement about someone's girlfriend's weight, comparing her to someone who needed clothing made by a tent maker. It uses humor to highlight the individual's size in a somewhat disrespectful and offensive manner.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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