I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had her own postal code.

I have never yet seen any plan which has not been mended by the observations of those who were much inferior in understanding to the person who took the lead in the business.

Edmund Burke

Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.

Cassandra Clare

We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.

John Dryden

It is wiser to find out than to suppose

Mark Twain

I've known too many men who never quite felt married no matter how many wives they'd been through. Their own and otherwise.

Orson Scott Card

I am not the kind of girl who can trust a theory based on one person.

Brigitte Boisselier

Speed, it seems to me, provides the one genuinely modern pleasure.

Aldous Huxley

A racially integrated community is a chronological term timed from the entrance of the first black family to the exit of the last white family.

Saul Alinsky

This is a good time to ask apologists for the Islamic regime, who degrades Islam? Who imposes stoning, forced marriage of underage girls and flogging for not wearing the veil? Do such practices represent Iran's ancient history and culture, its ethnic and religious diversity? Its centuries of sensual and subversive poetry?

Azar Nafisi

I'm passing through the world invisibly. Even when people see or speak to me it's as if I didn't exist, as if I had no right to exist. I tread across their lands and they don't see me. I act and act and act and nothing makes any difference in the world. But they touch me.

Orson Scott Card

The man who can make hard things easy is the educator.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hopefully when you see the movie, Maybe you don't have the Orlando in your life, but you know that guy. He goes to church. He's down the street. He's one of the boys at the schoolyard. They exist.

Shemar Moore