When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

I have deep respect for people's individual faith, but when faith gets connected to the machinery of state, or the machinery of hate, I find it very confronting.

Andrew Denton

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

W. C. Fields

Time is Galleons, little brother.

J.K. Rowling

It is a vulgar error that love, a love, to woman is her whole existence; she is born for Truth and Love in their universal energy

Margaret Fuller

On the morning in question, she wore white shorts and a pink T-shirt that featured a green dragon breathing a fire of orange glitter. It is difficult to explain how awesome I found this T-shirt at the time.

John Green

If being an attractive woman got you attention for directing, then the entire 'best director' category would be comprised of models. To me, that is just the most ludicrous connection that you could make.

Diablo Cody

Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.

Thomas Carlyle

If you do not understand a man you cannot crush him. And if you do understand him, very probably you will not.

G. K. Chesterton

Uccello cello cello I love myself.

Peter Levi

Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.

Karl Kraus

The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful.

e. e. cummings

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any.

Alice Walker