Quote by Woody Allen

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.


If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a lar

Summary

This quote, said in a humorous tone by the American comedian Woody Allen, highlights the human desire for tangible proof of God's existence or guidance. Allen suggests that if God were to provide a clear sign — such as an extraordinary event like depositing money in a personal bank account — it would unequivocally confirm the existence of a higher power. In this comical statement, he highlights the human longing for unquestionable evidence or confirmation in matters of faith.

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By Woody Allen
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