Quote by Ben Neihart

God, I love you so much I won't ever try to have sex again.

God, I love you so much I won't ever try to have sex again.

Summary

This quote humorously expresses a deep affection or devotion towards someone, implying that the love for them is so strong that the speaker is willing to make personal sacrifices, such as giving up sex. It gives emphasis to the intensity of the love felt, highlighting the speaker's willingness to prioritize emotional connection and commitment over physical desires.

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By Ben Neihart

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