Quote by Erma Bombeck

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never hav

Summary

This quote is a playful and humorous way to highlight the fact that humans have created clothing and other forms of comfort, such as the wicker chair, to suit their needs and preferences. It suggests that if nudity were intended or favored by a divine entity, there would be no need for inventions like chairs, which provide a level of comfort and modesty when sitting. The quote invites contemplation about human ingenuity and the various ways in which we mold our environment to fit our desires and social norms.

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By Erma Bombeck

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