The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

I want to get a tatoo of myself on my entire body, only 2 taller.

Steven Wright

You learn more from losing than winning. You learn how to keep going.

Morgan Wootten

Bir elman?n bir meyve oldu?u, bir baban?n baba, bir sava??n sava? oldu?u, bir gerçe?in gerçek oldu?u, bir yalan?n yalan oldu?u, bir a?k?n a?k oldu?u, bir b?kman?n b?kma oldu?u, bir ba?kald?rman?n ba?kald?rma oldu?u, bir sessizli?in bir sessizlik oldu?u, bir haks?zl???n bir haks?zl?k oldu?u, bir düzenin bir düzen ve bir evlili?in bir evlilik oldu?u, olaca?? günler gelecekti, inan?yordu Tante Rosa.

Sevgi Soysal

Nowhere has the political power of coal been more obvious than in presidential campaigns.

Jeff Goodell

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

Rita Rudner

There is no fate which cannot be surmounted by scorn.

Albert Camus

Peace, plenty, and contentment reign throughout our borders, and our beloved country presents a sublime moral spectacle to the world.

James K. Polk

Force without forecast is to little avail.

Proverb

Today is life-the only life you are sure of. Make the most of today. Get interested in something. Shake yourself awake. Develop a hobby. Let the winds of enthusiasm sweep through you. Live today with gusto.

Dale Carnegie

To make it possible for our children, and for our childrens children, to live in a world of peace. To make this country be more than ever a land of opportunityof equal opportunity, full opportunity for every American. To provide jobs for all who can work, and generous help for those who cannot work. To establish a climate of decency and civility, in which each person respects the feelings and the dignity and the God-given rights of his neighbor. To make this a land in which each person can dare to dream, can live his dreamsnot in fear, but in hopeproud of his community, proud of his country, proud of what America has meant to himself and to the world.

Richard Milhous Nixon

As governor, when I visited our troops in Kuwait and Iraq, I served them Thanksgiving dinner. It was a small gesture compared to their sacrifice.

Jennifer M. Granholm

Besides the two Christmas things, we've got a about a dozen new tracks we're working on.

Chris Frantz