Quote by Bill Watterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of t

Summary

This humorous quote suggests that the speaker believes they have so many tasks and goals to accomplish in their lifetime that they feel like they will never catch up. They playfully suggest that they are so far behind that even death won't be enough to stop them from pursuing their ambitions. It highlights a driven and determined attitude towards making the most of their time on earth and underscores the idea that life is full of endless possibilities and opportunities.

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By Bill Watterson

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