Quote by Mike Ditka

If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.

If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given

Summary

This quote humorously implies that the abilities and characteristics humans possess, such as having arms, were intentionally designed by God for specific purposes. In this context, it suggests that the purpose of arms is not for playing soccer, highlighting the idea that human beings should focus on utilizing their unique capabilities in accordance with their intended functions.

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By Mike Ditka

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