Quote by Joan Rivers

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of expressing the idea that God expects humans to work hard and put in effort to achieve success or prosperity. It implies that simply waiting for blessings or rewards without any effort is not sufficient. The reference to diamonds adds a touch of humor by suggesting that God may test our determination and resilience. Ultimately, the quote serves as a reminder that while divine assistance and blessings may exist, they are often accompanied by the need for personal commitment and action.

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By Joan Rivers

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