He who goes to law for a sheep loses his cow.

I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.

Mojo Nixon

Humor is tragedy plus time

Mark Twain

President Obama's fight for rural America is personal. He was raised by a single mom and grandparents from Kansas. He hails from a farming state, Illinois.

Tom Vilsack

Will speechless for once, a glass of water frozen halfway to his lips

Cassandra Clare

If you don't go towards the thing you fear, you won't be able to say you lived.

Sherri Shepherd

In high school I was an outcast... I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn't been seen.

Shay Mitchell

As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn't work for me. I'd just rather sit at home and read, or go out to dinner with someone, or talk to someone I love, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh.

Daniel Radcliffe

It is essential to grasp the incontestable truth that a Marxist must take cognisance of real life, of the true facts of reality, and not cling to a theory of yesterday, which, like all theories, at best only outlines the main and the general, only comes near to embracing life in all its complexity.

Vladimir Lenin

You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell.

Terry Pratchett

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.

E. V. Lucas, 365 Days and One Mo

Truth, like a woman, must be wooed and won - and this only through the purity of mind and the heart's deep love.

David Zindell

And by the way, if I always tell you the truth, you might start to believe me.

Victor L. Wooten