Quote by Henny Youngman

If your going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for in the morning, sleep late.

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Summary

This quote means that if someone is going to engage in an activity or make a choice that they know they will regret later, they might as well delay facing the consequences by sleeping in. It suggests that rather than immediately experiencing the remorse or consequences, one should postpone confronting it by prolonging their rest. It offers a humorous perspective on dealing with the repercussions of one's actions, implying that it is better to momentarily avoid the regret by simply sleeping longer.

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Regret & Remorse

By Henny Youngman

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