Quote by Sir Winston Churchill

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an

Summary

This quote is a humorous take on the game of golf. It points out the challenge and irony of the sport, where players must use clubs, which are not specifically designed for hitting small balls into small holes. The quote highlights the difficulty of golf and highlights the bizarre nature of the game's objective.

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By Sir Winston Churchill

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