It's no good agreeing with a person who can't make up his mind.

Commerce is one of the daughters of Fortune, inconsistent and deceitful as her mother. she chooses her residence where she is least expected, and shifts her home when in appearance she seems firmly settled.

Ben Johnston

A society deadened by a smothering network of laws while finding release in moral chaos is not likely to be either happy or stable.

Robert Bork

Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle of faith.

Source Unknown

There is no knowledge, no light, no wisdom that you are in possession of, but what you have received it from some source.

Brigham Young

He who is to be a good ruler must have first been ruled.

Aristotle

Mom would kill me if I showed my navel.

Brandy Norwood

Art is the reason I get up in the morning, but the definition ends there. It doesn't seem fair that I'm living for something I can't even define.

Ani DiFranco

When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.

Charles M. Smith

I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.

Vera Brittain

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

George Bernard Shaw

Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you.

Ambrose Bierce

My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.

Busy Philipps