Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on m

Summary

This quote implies that the speaker believes their children are good-looking, and sarcastically expresses gratitude for their spouse's infidelity. It suggests that the speaker believes their children's appearance is a positive outcome of the spouse's actions, though it's unclear if this sentiment is genuine or if it serves as a sarcastic criticism of the spouse's behavior. The quote may reflect complex emotions such as bitterness or irony toward the relationship dynamics.

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Children Cheating

By Rodney Dangerfield

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