Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I got a book for my birthday How to make it big I had to take it back.

I got a book for my birthday How to make it big I had to tak

Summary

This quote highlights the disappointment felt by the speaker when they received a book titled "How to make it big" as a birthday gift. The use of the phrase "take it back" implies that the speaker found the book unhelpful or insincere in guiding them towards achieving success. It showcases the idea that achieving success involves more than just reading a book, emphasizing the need for real-life experiences and practical skills.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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