Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You

Summary

This quote highlights the contrast between someone's usual behavior and their unexpected actions in a different context. It humorously suggests that although the narrator's grandma is typically cautious and responsible behind the wheel of her own car, she becomes adventurous and daring when driving a rental car. The quote underscores how individuals sometimes exhibit unpredictable behavior when confronted with unfamiliar situations or equipment.

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By Jeff Foxworthy

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