The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.

It's like spicy food - sometimes you have to tone it down so more people can enjoy it.

Kenneth Edmonds

When you are skinning your customers you should leave some skin on to grow again so that you can skin them again.

Nikita Khrushchev

When I auditioned for 'Wedding Crashers,' the producers had never seen any of my other work except for Bond. I got 'Wedding Crashers' partly because I was a Bond girl.

Jane Seymour

The best things in life are nearest: Breath in your nostrils, light in your eyes, flowers at your feet, duties at your hand, the path of right just before you. Then do not grasp at the stars, but do life's plain, common work as it comes, certain that daily duties and daily bread are the sweetest things in life.

Robert Louis Stevenson, (attribu

I don't read reviews because by then it's too late - whatever anyone says, the book won't change. It is written.

Jeanette Winterson

Equality, in a social sense, may be divided into that of condition and that of rights. Equality of condition is incompatible with civilization, and is found only to exist in those communities that are but slightly removed from the savage state. In practice, it can only mean a common misery.

James Fenimore Cooper

People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of.

Paulo Coelho

It was a strange, wonderful feeling. To discover eyes upon you when you expected no one to notice you at all.

Rita Williams-Garcia

We were born to succeed, not to fail.

Henry David Thoreau

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson

Science is agnostic when it comes to God - not atheistic, as some people prefer to read that laden word wrongly - just agnostic.

Eric Chaisson

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

Steven Wright