Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.

H. L. Mencken

Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.

Billy Wilder

That might have a lot to do with it, but you know, I probably don't show fear, but I suffer from fear like everyone else.

Steve Irwin

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

Eddie Izzard

When I was working on Eye of the Beholder, I played a character who is so aloof that my whole lifestyle became very aloof. If someone knocked on my door, there was a part of me that went into a rage, because I wanted to be isolated and alone.

Ashley Judd

A man of conviction is often more to be desired than a man of experience.

Curt Siodmak

Understand why casinos and racetracks stay in business - the gambler always loses over the long term.

Marilyn vos Savant

'Breaking Bad' is the best, the greatest, the most amazing thing I have ever watched on television.

Tony Kaye

There is nothing more important than your eternal salvation.

Kirk Cameron

The simplest way to customize is to phone members of the audience in advance and ask them what they expect from your session and why they expect it. Then use their quotes throughout your presentation.

Alan Pease

The person who has inspired me my whole life is my Mom, because she taught me commitment. She sacrificed.

Mike Krzyzewski

I was raised Catholic, but my father's people were Methodist, so we went to both churches.

Aaron Neville