Quote by Johnny Carson

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the irony of a dentist causing pain despite assuring otherwise, illustrating a common fear or skepticism towards dental procedures. It suggests that happiness can be derived from somewhat unexpected and ironic sources, as unexpected mishaps can create comedic moments even in seemingly mundane situations. The quote also taps into the relatable experience of feeling a sense of relief, followed by an unexpected twist that adds an element of surprise to our daily lives.

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Happiness

By Johnny Carson

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