Happy girls are the prettiest

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

Rodney Dangerfield

I am always busy, which is perhaps the chief reason why I am always well.

Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Listen, there are some movies that are set in stone and the writer or the director does not want to change, but I've never worked on a movie, including my own, that didn't take advantage of a rehearsal process.

Albert Brooks

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

Katharine Hepburn

The most eloquent eulogy of capitalism was made by its greatest enemy. Marx is only anti-capitalist in so far as capitalism is out of date.

Albert Camus

[God] will not be used as a convenience. Men or nations who think they can revive the Faith in order to make a good society might just as well think they can use the stairs of heaven as a shortcut to the nearest chemist's shop.

C.S. Lewis

I have a habit of comparing the phraseology of communiques...noting a certain similarity of words, a certain similarity of optimism...and a certain similarity in the lack of practical results during the ensuring years.

Margaret Thatcher

Science knows only one commandment -- contribute to science.

Bertolt Brecht

The first evil those who are prone to talk suffer, is that they hear nothing.

Plutarch

Because gratification of a desire leads to the temporary stilling of the mind and the experience of the peaceful, joyful Self, it's no wonder that we get hooked on thinking that happiness comes from the satisfaction of desires. This is the meaning of the old adage, Joy is not in things, it is in us.

Joan Borysenko

Out, damned spot! out, I say!

William Shakespeare

When angels speak of love they tell us it is only by loving that we enter an earthly paradise. They tell us paradise is our home and love our true destiny.

Bell Hooks